i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour

(Source: connuh)



goodnightmysweet:

“Hey Mom, i found some money in the dryer. Do you know whose it is?
“No i don’t, how much is there?”
“Not much.” 
“Okay then just keep it.”
“Okay, i will.”


bustacapp:

Bob Ross loves trees appreciation post.






Over forty years later:

image

(Source: iwantcupcakes)



geek-supreme:

Dying. They are too cute.

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted



nicodidevilo:

teenytigress:

THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T

love how we all know what duckling this was referring to

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it



acid-daisies:

☠Grunge☠