i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
